I'd wear matching sweaters with you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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