just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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