Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize