why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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