I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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