question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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