The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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