Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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