Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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