Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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