You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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