grandma shit on top of the toilet
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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