: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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