You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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