i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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