Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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