mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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