All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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