How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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