Someone shit on the floor
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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