i'm signing you up for texting rehab
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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