Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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