the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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