absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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