Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Randomize