Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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