Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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