Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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