this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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