I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just invented taco cereal.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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