Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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