: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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