Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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