my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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