Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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