it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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