They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Naked Twister starts at high noon
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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