let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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