I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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