she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
