don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation