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(817): View more from Texas

don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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(954): View more from Florida

Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.

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(248): View more from Michigan

so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders

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(786): View more from Florida

Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic

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(940): View more from Texas

going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.

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(863): View more from Florida

I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.

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(407): View more from Florida

He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation

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