This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The Most Iconic Met Gala Looks The Kardashian’s Have Rocked
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.