He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch