what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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