Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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