We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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