when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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