no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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