Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
how does that bad decision feel?
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