I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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