Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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