I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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