Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize