When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
