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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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