I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I think my moral compass just broke
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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