I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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