She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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